on this fateful night,two crappers,maggie lim &brenda came together.what happened?check it out(:
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
maggie
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yes
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
im bored,crap with me
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hahah
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u want me to shit with u?
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
show me how crappy can you be?
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how to do that!
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
ohgosh
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
how to shit?
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unless we have a double toilet bowl
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ask mr lim to make leh
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
you go invent la.
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
ya lorr,
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
but very weird lehhs
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errr my butt is about... 100000000km
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yours?
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
two people shitting at the same time
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cool what
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then the sound
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
my butt 1 mm
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
how ar?
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poot pruuut
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
LMAO.
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cannot!
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u no ass already cannot shit liao
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cannot lmao
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
why cannot?
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i mean lYao
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
vomit all out lorr.
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huh..
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then the toilet bowl must be the circumference of your mouth?
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
eh i dont know?
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then u smell my butt when i shit and u vomit leh
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
my mouth isnt a circle
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ohyar hor
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then got 1 lips shape!
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from today onwards i'll keep my butt as nice smelling as possible
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see? how kind i am!
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
ya lorr,
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
or else how i shit also.
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
clean it nice nice(x
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yes
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but poweder
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perfume

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need tattoo anot
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then se xiang wei ju quan!
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
eh
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
dont put tatoo la,
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
install video player inside.
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
so i shit and see
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waaaa
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install on my butt
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COOL MAN
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
cool la.
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ask mr lim!!
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then he'll me molesting me leh
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
then you gonna strip in front of him to install?
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eeeee
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so kelian
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i dont want leh.
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blindfold him when he installing
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
then how he see?
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
then he install it somewhere how?
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
then how i see when i shit?
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hahah
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nevermind la
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i sing for u
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everyday sing same song
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my favourite song!
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which is.....
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
?
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BAABAA BLACK SHEEP
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
OHGOSH(X
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totally love that song lor1
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super duper nice
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
i can tell
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and i like it when i sing got sound effect
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so uhave to mehhhhh mehhhhh when i sing
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okay!!
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deal!
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
okay on.
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
(:
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YAAAAAAAAY!
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
but how to shit tgt when you leave sooo far?
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we can meet
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where u leave?
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tamp?
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
*live you mean
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
i live at simei
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
where you live?
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i live at tanahmerah
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
waliew.
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
sooo far.
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then we meet in the middle
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expo there
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
ask mr lim make a portable one la.
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
easier
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okay!
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
but when will we even meet mr lim?
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errrrr
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later u tuo meng to him
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lol
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
i dont have that power
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
i only can be invisible
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
how?
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u can be invisible!
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HOW
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teach me can!!
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
i dont know.
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
it just react at times.
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
maybe enzymes in my body something wrong la.
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but cool leh
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u are david copperfield's sister right!
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then he teach u one
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your name is BRENDA COPPERFIELD
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HAHAHAHA
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i know your secret already!
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
OMFG
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
HOW YOU FOUND OUT?
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HAHAHAHA
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im too pro!
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u cant fool me!
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
no la,actually he transfer his power to me until halfway,
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
so i only can be invisible at times
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ohhhhh
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ask him make all lor
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
its hard la
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oh i forgot he is not in singapore
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
he's in america,
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u must miss him
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
i dont know how to talk to him in dreams
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
actually i dont miss him,
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
because he really very scary la.
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why
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he keep u in a cupboard then saw u into 3 pieces right!
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
really?
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
i must be sleeping at that time la.
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haha
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he hypnotised you!
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
ohgosh
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ohmygod
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so evil
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
evil man
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
see i told you,i dont miss my bro for that reason
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hahah
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but evil brother have evil sister
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dont!
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
nononono.
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im so kind
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so harm me!
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
you are wrong.
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
i wont harm ppl
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really
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
because i kena harm by my bro also
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ohhh
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pinky promise?
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
and my power until half way only.
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
PROMISE(:
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YAAAAY
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
hey,eh......
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
what power do you have?
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
you know my secret but i dont know yours
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i have the power to shit and not shit whenever and wherever i want to
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cool right cool right
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
damn cool la.
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
can you squeeze shit inside?
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CAN
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u put 1 shit there right
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
wow.that real cool la.
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will have a ray of golden light from my butt
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and then the shit will move 2cm per sec into my butt
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the speed can control one
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got remote control
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
then on the road got loads of dogs poo all that,go squueze all in.
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haha
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
but squeeze into your butt,then your butt wont get expose mehhs?
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haiya for money
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nevermind la
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and i got some shorts is got zip at butt one
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
huh?got money to take mehs?
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so just unzip
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people hire me to clear their dog shit
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5bucks per shit
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thats how i earn my money
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easy to earn right!
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
damn easy la.
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
not like my power.
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
cant earn money
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
{sorry for the late reply}
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haha its okay
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hahah
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u go put in newspaper
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will have people want to hire u one
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i that time also like that
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
put what?
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now my business international leh
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
why do ppl wanna hire me?
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errrrr
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
hire invisible woman for what?
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steal stuff?
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or go in fitting rooms take videos
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all the ahbeng and tikopeh
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
eeyer
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
then like criminal
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
dont like la.
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
i wanna be international like you.
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
HEY I'VE GOT AN IDEA
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it takes time
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
i tell you what la.
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
i help you fake
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
make you super international.
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
when you squeeze shit inside,
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
i turn invisible,help you a biy,
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
*bit
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OKAY
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
make you as though very powerful,want?
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SURE!
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lets sign a contract
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
ok on
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
how's much the day first?
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
*pay
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err i earn about $7239410238 a day
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so half half lor
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u count yourself hor
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
dont want la.
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
i earn 1/3 enough le
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
i did nothing much either
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also can
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
see i sooo good
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haha
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okay
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i will give u bonus okay?
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
end of the year bonus la.
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
i cant earn so much.
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
i scare my brother find out.
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why
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ohhhhhhhh
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
david copperfield ma
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then he saw u again
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
ltr he absorb powers back
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okayokay!
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
send money in slowly ya.
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it's the secret between us okay
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okokok
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
our dirty little secret.
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must use tissue paper clean everyday
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if not it will get dirtier
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u use what brand ar?
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beautex quite good
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got 3 ply
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
ya lorr.
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
i use that one too.
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
high quality.
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
afterall,our money sooo much.
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
spend go shopping,throw money also can ar
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yar lor
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but kind me does voluntary work
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
must add me also(:
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okay!
part 2
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1 day cannot crap too much ar
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later tomorrow affect my sucking shit power
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then affect our business
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
ya,i can tell
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hah
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how u tell?
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
im standing beside you
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
can you see?
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HUH!
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u holding a laptop ar?
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
ya
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
can see mehs?
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
my power fading ar?
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haha
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no la
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i use my another power
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predict
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that time i help 1 fortune teller suck shit
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he got constipation for many days liao
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then i help him suck out
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so he very grateful to me lo
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he passed some predicting powers to me
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some only la
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cause he is a stingy guy
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
l0ls,
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
which fortune teller?
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
i also go help him la.
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
then ask him transfer some powers to me
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u got watch 1 show call jie da huan xi?
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he is the fortune teller inside
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
huh?
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but u will be invisible what
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
i need go that dynasty ar?
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no la
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he come to modern world
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cause at that dynasty he was really feeling bad due to constipation
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so he came to look for me lo
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see? im not only international
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im, dynasty-tional
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
LMAO
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
then why no one come find me?
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
have la,actually.
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
hilter come find me,
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
he ask me be invisible and walk over the years to see whether he will be in textbook
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
from that deal,i earn damn a lot la
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cool leh
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
see see(:
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nex time u see him help me ask him got constipation anot leh
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
you earn so much le still want-.-
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haiya
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can help him also mah
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i so kind!
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
or you money faced?
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ermm
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a little la
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
HAHA
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
i exposed you
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
(:
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cause sometimes people give me money i no hand to put in my pocket
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so they put doublesided tape then paste on my face
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so i more and more moneyfaced
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
wa
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
good for you hors.
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
{brb,dont go}
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haha
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i gtg soon le
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
eeyer
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my customer needs me
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
nvm you visit my blog tml then(:
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
-.-
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why?
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
because you will know ya.
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okays!
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remind me hor
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i got bad memory
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haha
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
okies
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
be online tml ya.
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maybe at night
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
okies sure sure.
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okayyyyy
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byebye!
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
bye(:
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cya tomorrow
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we shit together already then we go work
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
okies
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help me ask hilton hor!
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
i try la
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
maybe he sleeping ya.
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kkkkk
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BYEBYE!
myname; {dumbsucker;} says:
BYE(:
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meet at expo dont late ar.
&on 6june2007,goh mei shan&brenda lau,swore to be dearest friends,no matter what happens nothing is going to seperate us.
ahma&sun,dearest shopping partners,dearest friends{other than zara&geraldine}forever.&this time when i say forever,i mean it.&also thanks maggie for brightening up my day,though you didnt know what actually happened(: